Lol, I’m so tired of these youths nowadays, they’re genuinely taking my anxiety levels through the roof. If it ain’t another stabbing, it’s a robbery or assault. Guys, can’t we all just get along? At what point in their lives did they decide hooliganism was an actual profession? CV’s got quite a lot of experience right about now. I’m not even sure if things are getting worse or just that everything’s getting recorded. But for goodness sake lads, at least have the decency to turn your phone horizontal before deciding to record your madness, it’s better for the viewer! Seriously though, doing incriminating stuff then uploading it onto social media is a clear sign that the public school system is just failing us. You may as well upload your police statements whilst you’re at it ‘cos you obviously enjoy glamorising stupidity.
What shocks me the most is the blatant disregard for human life. You think my mate could ring me up to ask if I could be his accomplice in criminal activity? I’ll put my phone on flight mode mid-convo, I’m not involved bro. Unfollow him from all social media too ‘cos I’m not taking any chances with that joint enterprise law. I’ve heard people blaming music and even video games for the youths’ wild behaviour but I’m not buying that. I’ve played Grand Theft Auto a number of times and never once was I tempted to dash a man out of his vehicle and moonwalk all over his torso just for some change. And I could never be influenced by any of these rappers who have about 17 co-writers to compile one tune. Lying on their tunes ‘but at least it sounds good though’. It seems like the next generation have their future prospects doing the mannequin challenge ‘cos they’re too engrossed in such a negative way of life.
My heart goes out to the victims of these juveniles too ‘cos the weapons that some of these guys are packing will separate the roadmen from the method actors. Listen, I’m ill-equipped to be up against the South London Yoshimitsu; I’m not tryna have my body treated like Halal meat. I stumbled across this YouTube video of this gang member glorifying his knives and I was shocked. This one knife that he was flaunting was so hench it could’ve slashed my student loan in two. He must’ve nicknamed that one Michael Jackson ‘cos that could’ve made a black man change complexion. You’ll need a prescription from your doctors just to handle that thing and he’s waving it around as though it wasn’t cutting holes in the ozone layer. He must be training up to battle some extra-terrestrial beings or something cos that knife suggested his enemies are not of this world. Good luck with defeating Thanos, young Avengers.
Listen, I’m ill-equipped to be up against the South London Yoshimitsu; I’m not tryna have my body treated like Halal meat.
We need to settle these kids down now before they attempt to rob me in the future. Whatever happened to the good old days where guys would have a fist fight then make up five minutes later ‘cos they supported the same football team? Now it’s all about postcode wars; gangs battling for their “ends” as though the council can’t up the rent and price their families out the area. Bro, relax before you get rehoused to Zone 6 and then your dad will have to add an extra 20 minutes onto his commute to work. Anti-social behaviour is very much alive and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. They need to start clamping down on these guys who think it’s okay to be carrying an arsenal of weaponry like he had Alexis up-front, this sort of activity is not normal. Perhaps then these lot will think twice before acting on their impulsive thoughts and forfeiting the next 25 years of their lives.
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